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17th June 2012

Chat reblogged from The irrefutable Grand Master of Random Knowledge with 27,607 notes

  • Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
  • Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.
  • <p> they forgot the part about only breathing with 84% of your left lung and making sure the rooms humidity doesn't rise above 70%</p>

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